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The Southern Baptist Bra...

Post by jessejamesdallas » Monday, 23 October 2017, 14:18 PM

The Southern Baptist Bra!

A man walks into the lingerie department of Macys and tells the sales lady, 'I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size - 34B.' With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, 'What kind of bra?' He repeats, 'A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that you would know what she wanted.' 'Oh, yes, now I understand,' says the sales lady. 'We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.' Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, 'So, what are the differences?' The sales lady responds. 'It's really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.' He muses on that information for a minute and says, 'Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?' 'Ah,' she replied, 'the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills!!!
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Post by Blue Ox2 » Monday, 23 October 2017, 16:38 PM

OMG. I can't wait to tell my wife that one.

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Post by 295 antenna » Monday, 23 October 2017, 16:52 PM

lol Now that funny !!!!
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Post by 443 Arizona » Wednesday, 25 October 2017, 9:23 AM

even funnier if you can imagine roy mercer tellin the story :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by IfYouSaySo » Thursday, 26 October 2017, 20:25 PM

Cant say I've ever heard that one, that's is hilarious !!! :lol:

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