Spelling 101

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Spelling 101

Post by Bombero » Monday, 21 November 2016, 14:49 PM

A man died and went to the gates of heaven where he met Saint Peter. Peter said to him, "I have looked at your Book of Life and you are welcome into heaven under one condition."

The man replied, "Yes, Saint Peter. And what is that condition?"

Peter said to the man, "You must spell the word: love."

So the man spelled the word, "L - O - V - E" then Peter admitted him into heaven.

As the man walks in, Peter tells the man to watch the gate until he returns. Peter had something to discuss with the Lord. Peter reminds the man that he must ask whoever comes to the gate, to spell the word.

After a short period of time, the man's wife shows up at the gate.

"What are YOU doing here?" he demands of her.

"Well," she said, "on the way home from your funeral, there was an accident and I died."

The man told her, "Alright, but before you enter heaven you must be able to spell a word."

"What word is that?" she asked.

"Czechoslovakia," he said.

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Re: Spelling 101

Post by 295 antenna » Tuesday, 29 November 2016, 19:34 PM

Now thats funny lol

Keep smiling ...It makes people wonder what your up too !

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Re: Spelling 101

Post by EZ CHOPPER » Tuesday, 29 November 2016, 21:00 PM

A blonde got pulled over by a blonde cop...the cop tells her she stopped her for speeding and needs to see her license....the blonde in the car looks in her purse and is not sure what she's looking for and asks the blonde cop what it looks like... She says it about so big and it has your picture on it... She finds a small compact opens it and sees herself in the mirror she tells the cop oh I've found it.... The cop looks at it and sees herself and says if I knew you were an officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.

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