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Porch light is on but nobodys home

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Porch light is on but nobodys home

Post by Bombero » Sunday, 20 November 2016, 16:48 PM

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman!"


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Re: Porch light is on but nobodys home

Post by PA629 » Monday, 21 November 2016, 9:08 AM

I'll have to tell that one to my Missus, she "loves" blonde jokes.......NOT!!

(Any guesses as to her hair color?) :lol:


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Post by Rabbit Ears » Monday, 21 November 2016, 9:16 AM

*Chuckle!!!* :clown:


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