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What would you say....

Post by Bombero » Monday, 10 October 2016, 20:58 PM

Farmer Steve decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer interrogated Farmer Steve.

“Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?”‘ asked the lawyer.

Farmer Steve responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Suzie into the…”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted, “just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?'”

Farmer Steve said, “Well, I had just got Suzie into the trailer and I was driving down the road…”

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Steve’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say.”

Farmer Steve thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Suzie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Suzie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ol’ Suzie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Suzie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.”

“He said, ‘Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”

“Now what the hell would you say?”


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Re: What would you say....

Post by jessejamesdallas » Tuesday, 11 October 2016, 3:16 AM

Hahahaha!


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Post by Rabbit Ears » Tuesday, 11 October 2016, 10:35 AM

KILLER LOL!!

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Re: What would you say....

Post by DevilDog66 » Friday, 28 October 2016, 17:48 PM

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: What would you say....

Post by Scipio Kid » Saturday, 29 October 2016, 15:26 PM

See now, that's why some of us try to avoid cops.


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Post by Rabbit Ears » Sunday, 30 October 2016, 6:40 AM

Sounds like a Californian ambulance-chasing lawyer......

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Re: What would you say....

Post by Scipio Kid » Sunday, 30 October 2016, 21:31 PM

And that's why some of us HAVE to avoid cops.

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And / or lawyers!


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Post by Rabbit Ears » Monday, 31 October 2016, 7:21 AM

10-4 LOL!


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Post by projectcop » Monday, 31 October 2016, 10:45 AM

"Never felt better, ocifer; think I'll go join in on that marathon going on down the road.........."


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Re: What would you say....

Post by Scipio Kid » Wednesday, 02 November 2016, 20:49 PM

Now this isn’t as funny as Bombero’s little tale but it’s true. Family tradition, the boys all get together for dinner and catching up once or twice a year and end up shootin’ the bull for a few hours until the restaurant closes. My brother brought a friend, introduced him to us and were all having fun and telling tales. A few months earlier, I finished helping my son build a ’72 street bug (VW) complete with racing everything from engine to tranny to brakes and my boy was bragging how he took it out to the Salt Flats and hit 130 in it. Well then I launched into my little story of how he’d called me, from the car, a few days earlier, racing some hopped up WRX, screaming down I-15 right through the middle of down town Salt Lake bragging he was doing 110! Then I said, “you were sure lucky some dumb Highway Patrol didn’t arrest you and impound the car for that” and as I said it, instead of hearing laughter, everything went dead silent, and I suddenly (duhhh) realized why. I’d forgotten my Brother’s friend was a Highway Patrol Trooper! We all sat there mortified, staring at our new friend as he calmly cut his steak. Then he spoke; “aww, that’s nothin” he said “I test drove an MKZ the other day and got it up to 140!” Then he went back to eating his steak. To this day I don’t know if he was serious or pullin’ my leg. Either way, we got off lucky that night (and my son didn’t eat another bite).


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