Image

Arthritis

got a good joke

Moderator: JR Moderator

User avatar
Bombero
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 5737
Joined: Saturday, 07 March 2009, 22:35 PM
Radio: RCI 2950 Mirage
Antenna: 2ft Wire hanger
Cell Phone: 1-800-MUD-DUCK
Location: In your radio
Referrals: 1

Arthritis

Post by Bombero » Tuesday, 19 July 2016, 19:11 PM

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

"The shocked drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”, then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”
Official Moderator - CBRT Complaints Department
We encourage all users to support our sponsors. We believe our sponsors are the best out there.
Be sure to tell them you saw their name on CBRadioTalk.
Support our fine sponsors!


383 Boogieman

http://www.hamqsl.com/solar101pic.php




User avatar
443 Arizona
Wordwide & Qualified
Wordwide & Qualified
Posts: 663
Joined: Thursday, 29 April 2010, 13:22 PM
Radio: madison on 5/8 wave
Location: phoenix, arizona

Re: Arthritis

Post by 443 Arizona » Saturday, 24 September 2016, 17:44 PM

ahhh that darned arthritis, crippling crap that i thought(hoped) wouldn't affect me but,,,pills and diet seems to help aleve flare ups but dang if it isnt progressing.
i'm sure there are alot of members reaching our golden years only to find out what disease IS. :pumpkin: :puke_l:

User avatar
DevilDog66
Donor
Donor
Posts: 428
Joined: Friday, 11 September 2015, 12:13 PM
Radio: 980SSB/YaesuFT3200DR
Antenna: Sirio5000/Nagoya77B
Name: Guy
Cell Phone: 504-231-8254
Location: New Orleans,LA

Re: Arthritis

Post by DevilDog66 » Sunday, 25 September 2016, 5:03 AM

Roger that 443 Arizona! I'm only 50 and both knees have osteo arthritis in 'em. 6 years in the Marines and 25 years in law enforcement pretty much blew 'em out, so now I'm trying to watch what I eat and take pain meds. Sometimes it can suck getting old, but, as I keep reminding myself, someone always has it worse than me!
Semper Fi! HML-767 NOMADS 1985-1990/Mobile: Uniden 980 SSB/Sirio Performer 5000/Hand Held Uniden HH401/K40 mag mount/Radio Shack TRC-482/Cobra HG Power mic/SRA-198 mic




Post Reply Previous topicNext topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests