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The Sailor Proof Fence

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The Sailor Proof Fence

Post by Rabbit Ears » Monday, 07 March 2016, 8:10 AM

It was in back 1984........

Young I was! :cheers:

In the US Navy... chasing skirts and getting drunk with my shipmates. *what do young men do??*

They just had just closed the EM Club for the night. All three of us guys decided to go back to our barracks and sleep to it off. *no score*

Suddenly..... we heard what appeared to be a blood curdling, ear piercing, girl's scream tear through the fog. Still hearing the moans... we shot off towards them. Eventually finding Earl's twitching, wet form, on the wet ground. After checking him out........I looked up and saw high voltage signs hanging on the fence. I looked at Earl and the fence... "Dumbbell, you took a leak on the fence....Outa' all the dimwit things!!"

Well, we got to a phone and called for the ambulance............... POOR DUDE!!

True story from a veteran.

PS He went on and had several kids after that.
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Re: The Sailor Proof Fence

Post by MDYoungblood » Tuesday, 08 March 2016, 12:07 PM

We all did dumb things at a young age,,, they even get funnier at an old age.

Stupid me gave my daughter a stun gun because she was working in a "not so nice" neighborhood and the last thing I remember hearing was, "How does this work?", needless to say I was laying on the floor in a lot of pain and 6 months later I still have an aching shoulder. I really didn't want to be her "Test Dummy" but glad she learned the right way to use it.

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Re: The Sailor Proof Fence

Post by Rabbit Ears » Tuesday, 08 March 2016, 12:50 PM

That gotta' smart..... I got nailed by a military-grade taser gun by a high strung female 2nd Class on shore patrol. Out of all things, I was her XO!!

Yep.... I hit the sidewalk like a twitching bag of potatoes. She was giggling too!! :twisted: Snarling...I pulled the wires out and took her taser away. *Well, she was painting rocks white for a week*

I don't want to remember that experience. NASTY!!! OWWW!!
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