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You just might be a Knucklehead....

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You just might be a Knucklehead....

Post by Bombero » Thursday, 23 July 2015, 8:34 AM


You might be a Knucklehead if...

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

You've ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your Momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.


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Re: You just might be a Knucklehead....

Post by Buzzweiser » Friday, 24 July 2015, 16:53 PM

Do the jokes have to be politically correct now? LOL


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Re: You just might be a Knucklehead....

Post by Bombero » Monday, 27 July 2015, 7:13 AM

Buzzweiser wrote:Do the jokes have to be politically correct now? LOL
Why? Are you a knucklehead?

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Re: You just might be a Knucklehead....

Post by Rabbit Ears » Monday, 27 July 2015, 8:49 AM

Your Momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

Are wives included??

My wife wanted some 45-70 rounds for Christmas last year. (Pyrodex + soft lead) Springfield trapdoor.


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Re: You just might be a Knucklehead....

Post by Bombero » Monday, 27 July 2015, 10:18 AM

Rabbit Ears wrote:Your Momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Are wives included??
My wife wanted some 45-70 rounds for Christmas last year. (Pyrodex + soft lead) Springfield trapdoor.
Hey RE...

As we all KNOW...what Momma wants...Momma gets.

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Re: You just might be a Knucklehead....

Post by Rabbit Ears » Monday, 27 July 2015, 18:58 PM

YUP!! :twisted:


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