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Your Honor...

Post by Bombero » Tuesday, 07 July 2015, 20:16 PM

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at WalMart.

She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting police officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.

When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.

The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."

The judge then asked why she had done it.

She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, "Nine, but what do you care about that your honor?"

The judge patiently said, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach that was in the can to teach you a lesson."

As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.

The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?"

The husband said, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

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Re: Your Honor...

Post by WK2 » Tuesday, 07 July 2015, 20:54 PM

I guess the Ol' Boy needed some relief :geek:
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